JOKE OF THE DAY (or possibly, joke of the week, or month)

JOKE OF THE DIDDLY DAY!
(I decided to do a longer one because I am going to be at camp this whole week.)

A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.

The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."

The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door.

So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading "Panda". It reads:

panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joke provided by: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-long.html

Aren't these jokes rib tickling? Anyways please feel free to comment on some jokes that YOU would like to see posted on my most amazing blog.